Songs: Alley Man (2003)

When I lived in Riverwest (a neighborhood in Milwaukee that was pretty hip, yet right on the fringe of total ghetto) there was a drunk biker dude that used to sit in the alley and scream nonsense at the top of his lungs and get in fights with passers by. For whatever reason, I thought he deserved a song.

It's gonna be a good day
I'll get some steel reserve
Gonna drink it in the alley
Scare away the birds
Maybe go to the park
Get my swing on
Get kicked out of some bars
For spreading SARS

YYYEEEAAAHHH!

Cause I don't want
A boring life
You find a house
You buy a wife
Just sit around
And watch the clock
Another day
Amongst the flock

YYYEEEAAAHHH!

I'm gonna get drunk
I'm gonna get drunk
I'm gonna get drunk and screw
Like Jimmy Buffett
Like Jimmy Buffett
Like Jimmy Buffett do

Cause if I didn't I'd be dead