LIST: Every Car I Have Ever Owned, And Their Subsequent Demises

Here it is, all my cars in chronological order.
If you had the chance to read my song "God Don't Make No Junk", you will understand why I chose the pictures I did for it-
I done totaled 5 cars, but I ain't afeared to keep drivin' round see.
(Nor should you be- I really have changed a lot since those days believe it or not)

LIFE IS GOOD, and life has been very good to me. I don't mean that sarcastically, nor do I regret one thing that I have ever done. Any adversity or suffering I have encountered during my life (self imposed or not) has brought me closer to some secret destiny. Or whatever.

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85 Pontiac Parisienne Brougham (alternator went out, traded in for Cutlass)
91 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme (Totaled - Broke through ice on Little Muskego Lake)
85 Dodge Aries (Totaled - rear ended another car in Lake Mills during pizza delivery)
89 Toyota Celica (Totaled - Flipped on highway in Minnesota going 80)
00 Honda CRV (Totaled - Struck 800 lb. boulder semi dropped in middle of highway)
01 Toyota Corolla (hated it, traded in for Isuzu Rodeo)
99 Isuzu Rodeo (Totaled - Rear ended parked car on cramped city street in winter, drunk)
94 Mazda 323 ("Little Red Riding in Da Hood" good runner, traded in for "The Blumina")
93 Chevy Lumina (Got me all the way to Tucson, traded in for Sonoma)
01 GMC Sonoma (Repossessed)
07 Toyota Camry Hybrid (Ex-wife kept)
09 Toyota Corolla (Only 2000 miles but 2 hubcaps left the scene already)